PharMacoTequila release new wonder drug
Posted by sandnsurf on January 2009
Please review this important announcement regarding the launch of a new colorless, odorless, volatile and highly flammable ‘wonder drug’ from PharMacoTequila.
Although the desired ‘positive attributes’ of this medication have been reproduced in extensive double-blinded multi-tavernic trials it is unlikely that the medication will gain FDA licencing approval without significant structural modification.
As detailed in this short press release the desired positive effects of ‘increased assertiveness’ and ‘improved self-confidence’ are short lived. Indeed, trials have revealed that following an initial and invariably transient period of ‘euphoria’ the incumbent side effects of ‘remorse’, ’shame’, ‘embarrassment’ and cephalalgia set in.
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Personally I think PharMacoTequila should push for FDA approval – you can already buy generic versions of this new drug over the counter at various “less than reputable” online outlets, and it’s effect on the population is nothing short of outstanding. It’s already becoming known for it’s superhuman powers, ability to jump talls buildings, run faster than speeding trains and even stop bullets with a large enough application.
What more could we ask for as a nation of wanna be superheros!
Kym
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